then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just tell him i said nine months
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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