she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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