Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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