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Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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