News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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