He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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