Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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