I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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