Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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