Soap is not a condiment
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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