Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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