yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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