come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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