Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
