my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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