Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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