Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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