i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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