just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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