I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
His hands were made for my vagina.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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