He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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