discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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