So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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