this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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