Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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