chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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