he wants to bone in the snuggie
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We had to coat check the pizza.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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