Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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