I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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