Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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