yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Life is so much better after having sex.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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