Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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