ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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