Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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