1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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