Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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