so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
