So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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