at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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