is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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