sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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