She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
