But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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