First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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