Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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