i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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