Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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