Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
