Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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