i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
